El Paso Times
A man who jumped 60 feet to his death from the Spaghetti Bowl on Thursday left a note with a message for Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama.
A note to “Obama” was found in the man’s car, which was parked on the top ramp of the Spaghetti Bowl.
Officials offered no further [...]
All you have to do is wait for Comrade Obama to say you are.
$250,000…no…200,000…no…150,000…
And then today…
…no…$120,000…
…no…$???
I’ll be goddamned. I’m rich!!! You might be next.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
I cancelled the Boston Globe some time ago, but they keep delivering it.
Maybe they should try reporting again. Maybe then a newspaper from the UK wouldn’t scoop them on Barry the Redistributor’s aunt living in the South Boston slums.
Zeituni Onyango, the aunt so affectionately described in Mr Obama’s best-selling memoir Dreams from My Father, lives [...]
Thursday, October 30, 2008
…so I can’t come up with a snappy headline.
The Herald tried.
Aerosmith has generally left the politics to bands like U2 and the Dixie Chicks, but axeman Joe Perry says national security and economic woes have prompted him to split from the rest of the entertainment world and throw his support behind John McCain.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Batton Lash and Jim Treacher
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
The Obamas find the police too icky and proletariat to be seen with-
So members of the Calhoun County Sheriff’s Department, Michigan State
Police, (me included) and other local agencies inside Calhoun County
are working with Secret Service in the security of Mr. Obama. Mr.
Obama’s bus arrives in Battle Creek and pulls into the stadium area.
Before Mr. Obama exits the [...]
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
HARRISBURG — A former staffer for an affiliate of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now testified today that the organization was provided a “donor list” from the presidential campaign of Barack Obama in late 2007 for fundraising efforts.
Anita Moncrief, a former Washington, D.C. staffer for Project Vote, which she described as a [...]
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
from Article II, Section 1 of the United States Constitution-
Before he enter on the execution of his office, he shall take the following oath or affirmation:
“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States; and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and [...]
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
I’m not sure why this even made the news.
Two white supremacists allegedly plotted to go on a national killing spree, shooting and decapitating black people and ultimately targeting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, federal authorities said Monday.
In all, the two men whom officials described as neo-Nazi skinheads planned to kill 88 people — 14 by [...]
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
ADN
One of the nation’s best-known retired Army generals, Colin Powell, described Sen. Ted Stevens in court today as a “trusted individual” and a man with a “sterling” reputation.
“He was someone whose word you could rely on,” said Powell, secretary of state in President Bush’s first term, who self-deprecatingly described himself as someone who retired as [...]
So many plays on words; so little time.