Governor Slots: Guys? Guys? I’m running out of money to waste.
Guys: CASINOS!
Governor Slots: How can we get that ball rolling again?
Guys: INJUNS!!
Governor Slots: Swell idea, Guys! Get that Ferson guy out of the hallway and help him write a letter from that Tribe that wants a Bingo Hall in Middleton.
Guys: Middleboro(ugh)!!!
Governor Slots: Whatever. We’ll get a little attention, we’ll scare people more with that icky Carla Howell, and then we can promise those Mashed Potato Indianese people a license to open a commercial casino in that place with the whale zoo.
Guys: Whaling Museum!!!!
Governor Slots: Exactly. How much can I spend now?
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