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Monthly Archives: March 2008

West Side Story Redux

The Emos are gonna have their day
Tonight
The Punks are gonna have their way
Tonight
Oh look! Hare Krishnas!
 Update: from Wired   h/t Instapundit

Two important lessons for the Bluest State

Capitalism, free markets, and low taxes do a better job than forced altruism, government meddling, and wealth confiscation. In a nutshell–WE give more if YOU take less.

Modern day bootleggin’

Bottled water joins the realm of fireworks and alkyd housepaint.
Are Chicagoans trekking to the suburbs to buy cases of bottled water — and avoid a new nickel-a-container tax that adds $1.20 to the price of a 24-pack? Or are they making the switch to tap water to save money?

The Audacity of a Dope

On Tuesday the 18th, this Governor testifies about his casino plan in front of the Joint Committee. He  spoke from about 10:00AM until 12:30PM at which point his Cabinet took over. Around 2:00PM, I was in the stairwell outside Gardner Auditorium when a Casey Ross story stamped 1:06PM came across my TREO.

Gov. concedes defeat likely on casino bill
Boston [...]

From the Lipstick on a Pig Department

Globe
To soothe the bruised egos of educators and children in lackluster schools, Massachusetts officials are now pushing for kinder, gentler euphemisms for failure.
Instead of calling these schools “underperforming,” the Board of Education is considering labeling them as “Commonwealth priority,” to avoid poisoning teacher and student morale.
Schools in the direst straits, now known as “chronically underperforming,” [...]

Big red collectivist orb attacks priest!!

 
 Boston Globe photo
Whether or not you always agree with his politics, Bob Massie  (more here) is an impressive figure. His passion is unparalleled and his courage unmatched.

Mousetraps

After a few years of informal research I have found that redundantly named “Hershey’s Extra Dark Pure Dark Chocolate” is the best all around bait. I break off the corners, throw them in the little sticky trap, and eat the rest with a coffee chaser.
Toblerone actually works better but I have trouble sharing it with [...]

No. Really. That is so kind but…no. I mean it. No. Please.

Patrick calls incoming N.Y. Gov. David Paterson 
(Deval)Patrick says he called Paterson on Wednesday to tell him he had a friend in Massachusetts and that he would do everything he could to help the two states work together in the future.

Web 2.0 of iniquity

“Kristen’s” top five-
Whitney, Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Amy Winehouse, Celine Dion
I don’t see “StEaMrOlLeR” on her friends list anywhere. “Johanner Fashion Designer” is very concerned, as is his shiny little yellow car.  A few well wishers are sending barely decipherable messages of support.
I think I’ll just text her.
UPDATE: She shut down her mySpace. Sigh.

NEWSFLASH! Council funded by gambling has no issue with expanded gambling!

Scott Van Voorhis 
Problem gamblers went public yesterday with wrenching stories of heartbreak and addiction as a State House showdown looms over a proposal to legalize resort .
But the now-recovering addicts offered an unexpected message, saying they are neutral on Gov. Deval Patrick’s proposal for three billion-dollar-plus gambling resorts.

Sad Money with Jim Cramer

Wow. Watch the video.

Everybody does NOT hate Eliot Spitzer. The hooker liked him.

from the affidavit-
LEWIS asked “Kristen” how she thought the appointment went, and “Kristen” said that she thought it went very well. LEWIS asked “Kristen” how much she collected, and “Kristen” said $4,300. “Kristen” said that she liked him, and that she did not think he was difficult.
page 30, line 85
CORRECTION: Two hookers liked him.

This explains the coconut cream pies.

FOXNews

DRIGGS, Idaho —  Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane.
A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff’s office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.

For $5500…

…I want her to stack my firewood and tile my bathroom.

“Jock” tax? Heh heh..

Tax Foundation 
Governor Spitzer and his alleged valentine “Kristin” have more in common than you know. They’ll both be filing personal income tax returns in the District of Columbia, or at least they will if they follow the ridiculous “jock tax” policy that both cities apply to visiting athletes.